A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong.
He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes. It’s just an old basketball injury.”
His friend said, “Uh, aren’t you kinda short for a basketball player?”
He replied, “Oh no, I never played basketball. I just lost a ton of money on the NBA finals last year and kicked in the TV.
(BONUS)
The Elevator Puzzle
A man lives in a highrise on the 15th floor. Every morning, on the way to work, he takes the elevator all the way down to the 1st floor. But when he comes home, he takes the elevator to the 8th floor and walks the rest of the way up. The only exception is when it’s raining. Why?
The man’s a midget, and can’t reach the buttons. When it’s raining, he has his umbrella with him, so he can reach the 15 button with it.
