Don’t force your husband to become an “Ideal Man” if you don’t want this to happen!
A well-dressed billionaire in a luxury car was driving along when he encountered a ragged and foul-smelling beggar. The billionaire stopped his car, held out a 100-dollar bill to the old beggar, and asked:
“If you had this money, would you spend it on gambling?”
The beggar replied, “I have been a beggar since I was a child; I don’t even know what gambling is”.
“Well, would you spend it on drinking?”
The old man answered, “I can’t even get enough food to stay full; how could I know anything about alcohol or partying?”
The billionaire asked again, “Then do you chase after women?”
The beggar replied, “I don’t have enough to eat, let alone the energy for women. I haven’t known anything about that since I was young”.
The billionaire asked further, “So, do you smoke?”
The man replied again, “I don’t even have enough money for food, where would I get the money for cigarettes?”
The billionaire’s eyes lit up, and he said, “Then put your money away and get into my car. I will take you to a restaurant to dine with me. I’ll even call my wife to come and meet you”.
Surprised, the beggar asked, “But for what purpose?”
The billionaire replied, “So my wife can see with her own eyes the ‘ideal man’ she always tells me to emulate. I want her to understand that a man who doesn’t know those four things can only end up as a beggar”.
A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order.
He said, “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.”
The new blonde waitress, eager to do her job well but puzzled by the request, went to the kitchen and asked the cook, “There’s a guy out there who just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards. Does he think this is an auto parts shop?”
The cook chuckled and explained, “No, no. Three flat tires are three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two sunny-side-up eggs, and running boards are two slices of crispy bacon.”
Relieved, the waitress nodded and returned to prepare the order. But before serving it, she had an idea. She grabbed a bowl of beans and added them to the tray.
When she placed the food in front of the trucker, he looked at the bowl of beans and asked, “What are the beans for?”
With a bright smile, she replied, “Well, I figured while you’re waiting for your flat tires, headlights, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street.
At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and walks down the street.
At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.
