She Reached Heaven… But Chose the Other Place Instead
A lady d*es and goes to heaven…
A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a bl**d curdling scream!
“What was that?” she asks.
“Oh, don’t worry about that,” says Saint Peter, “It’s just someone getting a h*le dr*ll*d in their head so they can be fitted for their halo.”
A few seconds later, she hears another ag*n*zed scr8am, this one even more t*rr*ble than the one before.
“What was that?!” she asked anxiously.
“Oh, don’t worry,” says Saint Peter soothingly, “It’s just someone getting h*les dr*ll*d in their back so they can be fitted for their wings.”
The lady starts to back away.
“Where are you going?” asks Saint Peter.
“I think I’ll go downstairs, if it’s all the same to you,” says the lady.
“But you can’t go there,” says the saint, “You’ll be r*p*d and s*d*m*zed!”
“It’s OK,” says the lady, “I’ve already got the h*les for that.”
