The Marriage Counselor Had a Brilliant Way to Divide Their Three Kids. The Wife’s Brutal Objection Exposed the Real Father.
A miserable husband and wife whose marriage was completely on the rocks finally decided to visit a high-profile marriage counselor as a last resort before filing for divorce.
The counselor spent hours listening to them bicker, pleading with them to patch up their petty quarrels and give love another chance. However, both of them were completely adamant—they wanted out, and they wanted out now.
“Very well,” the counselor sighed, rubbing his temples. “Since you both fully understand the consequences and are determined to part ways, remember this: under the law, you must divide all of your marital property absolutely equally.”
The wife instantly flared up, her eyes narrowing. “Wait a minute! You mean the $4,000 cash I have hidden away in my personal savings account? I seriously have to give him half of my hard-earned money?!”
“Yes, ma’am,” the counselor nodded calmly. “He gets $2,000, and you get $2,000. It’s a clean 50/50 split.”
“Well, what about all of our expensive furniture?” she snapped. “I’m the one who paid for every single piece of it!”
“It’s the exact same rule,” answered the counselor. “To keep things perfectly equal, your husband will get the master bedroom and the luxury living room set, while you will get the dining room table and the entire kitchen layout.”
A sharp, challenging gleam flashed in the wife’s eyes as she leaned forward over the desk.
“Alright, Mr. Expert,” she smirked. “What about our three children? How exactly are we supposed to split three kids in half?”
A Solomonic Solution
The counselor froze. For a moment, the odd number completely stumped him. He sat in silence, shrewdly analyzing the tense situation, before his face lit up with what he thought was an absolute stroke of genius.
“I have the perfect, Solomonic solution!” the counselor proudly announced. “Here is what you do: you two go back home and force yourselves to live together under the same roof just until your fourth child is born. Once the new baby arrives, you will have four children total. Then, you can take two children, your husband can take two children, and you can part ways cleanly!”
The husband looked like he was actually considering the idea, but the wife immediately shook her head in pure disgust.
“Oh, absolutely not,” she scoffed, waving her hand dismissively. “There is no way on earth that plan would ever work out. If I had to depend on him to make a baby, I wouldn’t even have the three kids I’ve already got!”
