A handsome young cab driver pulled up to the curb to pick up a passenger. The door opened, and a nun climbed into the back seat. As they drove toward her destination, the nun noticed through the rearview mirror that the driver simply could not stop staring at her.
Amused, she smiled and asked, “Excuse me, my son, but why do you keep staring at me?”
The cabbie blushed, cleared his throat nervously, and replied, “I actually have a question I’ve always wanted to ask, but I really don’t want to offend you.”
The nun chuckled warmly. ”My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun for as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m completely certain that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
The driver took a deep breath. “Well… I’ve always had a deep, secret fantasy to be kissed by a nun.”
The nun paused, looked at him thoughtfully, and responded, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that. But there are two strict conditions: you must be single, and you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver practically jumped out of his seat with excitement. “Yes! I swear I am completely single, and I am a devout Catholic!”
“Alright then,” the nun said with a sly smile. “Pull into the next dark alley.”
The driver eagerly veered off the main road and parked the cab in a secluded alleyway. The nun leaned forward and fulfilled his wildest fantasy with a passionate, breathtaking kiss that would make a seasoned hooker blush.
When they finally broke apart, they got back onto the main road. But after just a few blocks, the cab driver suddenly broke down and started crying uncontrollably.
Seeing his tears, the nun asked gently, “My dear child, why on earth are you crying?”
“Forgive me, sister, but I have sinned deeply!” the driver sobbed. “I lied to you, and I must confess the truth… I’m actually married, and I’m Jewish!”
The nun shrugged her shoulders, adjusted her habit, and replied casually:
“Oh, that’s totally fine. My name is Steve, and I’m just on my way to a Halloween party!”
