A man had been sitting at a bar for hours, pounding down beers and getting louder by the minute. During a conversation, he casually mentioned that his girlfriend was waiting for him outside in the car.
The bartender frowned. It was freezing cold outside, and the guy was clearly too wasted to notice anything. Concerned, the bartender walked out to check on the woman.
When he reached the car and looked through the frosted window, he froze in shock. Inside, the man’s girlfriend was passionately making out with his best friend, Dave.
The bartender shook his head, walked back inside, and leaned over the counter. “Hey buddy,” he whispered carefully, “I think you should go outside and check on your girlfriend.”
The drunk man blinked, stumbled out the door, and disappeared into the cold.
A minute later, he came bursting back into the bar, laughing so hysterically he could barely stand.
The bartender stared at him, completely bewildered. “What on earth is so funny?”
The drunk wiped tears from his eyes and wheezed, “That idiot Dave… he’s so wasted, he actually thinks he’s me!”
