At school, the teacher noticed Brian’s father had a black eye and asked, “Brian, what happened to your dad?”
Brian shrugged. “Mom was sweeping the porch, and Dad joked, ‘Are you cleaning the floor, or just testing the broom before you fly to your mother’s house?'”
The teacher asked, “And then what happened?”
Brian grinned. “Dad found out that when Mom’s the pilot… the broom really does fly!”
