He Couldn’t Believe What the Man Pulled From His Pocket
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to Boudreaux, who was seated next to him, he said, “I forgot my teeth.”
Boudreaux said, “No problem.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.
“Try these,” he said.
The speaker tried them.
“Too loose,” he said.
Boudreaux then said, “I have another pair – try these.”
The speaker tried them and responded,
“Too tight.”
Boudreaux was not taken aback at all. He then said, “I have one more pair. Try them.”
The speaker said, “They fit perfectly.”
With that, he ate his meal and gave his speech. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank Boudreaux for helping him.
“I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I’ve been looking for a good Dentist.”
Then Boudreaux replied, “I’m not a Dentist. I’m an Undertaker.”
