A woman visited the cemetery every day to water the flowers on her late husband’s grave.
But there was one strange thing she always did before leaving.
She walked backward all the way out of the cemetery.
One day, her friend finally asked,
“Why on earth do you always walk backward when you leave?”
The woman smiled and said,
“When my husband was alive, he always told me, ‘Honey, you’ve got such a great backside, it could bring a dead man back to life!’”
She looked over her shoulder at the grave.
“So now I’m just being careful.”
Her friend stared at her.
“After all these years, you’re still taking his compliments seriously?”
The woman smiled.
“I take no chances with a man who might still be listening!”
