A little girl asked her mom a very innocent question:
“Mom, why does my pee make such a quiet sound, but yours is so loud?”
Mom froze.
She looked at her daughter, then slowly sighed.
“Sweetheart… that’s not really a question you should ask me.”
The girl frowned.
“Then who should I ask?”
Mom pointed toward the other room.
“Ask your dad.”
“Why Dad?”
Mom smiled.
“Because he’s the one who damaged Mommy’s sound system!”
The little girl nodded thoughtfully.
“Okay… I’ll ask Dad.”
Mom immediately shouted,
“Actually, never mind!”
