A couple were driving along one night, when all of a sudden they saw a UFO land in a field.
They go over to investigate, to find two aliens, one male and one female, standing beside the UFO.
The aliens told them, that they have come to earth to inv*st*g*te the h*man way of s*x.
The couple look at each other for a moment, and agree to give it a go.
So the male alien took the female earthling off to a room in the UFO, and the female alien took the male earthling off to another room on the UFO.
The male alien started h*ving s*x with the female earthling, and told her, if it wasn’t big enough for her, all she had to do was tug on his ears, and it would grow.
After a couple of tugs , she was *nj*ying herself so much, that she lost all control and had the biggest *rg*sm she had ever had.
This continued on throughout the night.
The next morning the aliens took off, satisfied of their findings.
The female earthling told her partner how good her night was, then asked her partner how it was for him.
He said, it wasn’t to bad, but she wouldn’t stop tugging on my ears all night
