A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster.
As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and scr*ws all 150 of the farmers hens.
The farmer is impressed.
At lunchtime, the young rooster again scr*ws all 150 hens.
The farmer is not just impressed anymore,he is worried.
Next morning,not only is the rooster scr*wing the hens but he is scr*wing the turkeys,ducks even the cow.
Later farmer looks out into the barnyard and finds the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, d*ad and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer runs out, looks down at the young roosters limp body and says: “You deserved it, you h*rny b*st*rd!”
And the young rooster opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, Shhhh!,they are about to land.”
