A little boy gets a toy plane
The boy loves his plane. He flies it all over the house.
One day, the boy is in the living room with his plane while his mom is in the kitchen washing dishes.
She listens to the boy playing and hears him say, “Vroom, vroom, vroom. All you mother f*cking people want to get on, get on. All you mother f*cking people want to get off, get off.”
Angry, his mom rushes into the living room, takes the plane away, and sends him into his room.
After 15 minutes, she starts to feel bad and tells the boy, “If you don’t use that kind of language, you can play with your plane.”
The boy returns to the living room, his mom to the kitchen. She listens again to the boy playing, she hears him say, “Vroom, vroom, vroom. All you very nice people want to get on, get on. All you very nice people want to get off, get off. If you have a problem with 15 minute delay, you can go talk to the bitch in the kitchen!”
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The teacher addresses a student and asks him:
“How many kidneys do we have?”
“Four!,” The backbencher student responds.
“Four? Haha.”
The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them.
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher orders a frontbencher.”
“And for me a coffee!”, the backbencher student added.
The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.
Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: “You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have.”
“We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
LOL!!
Life demands much more understanding than knowledge.
