Even in Heaven… Men Still Fear One Thing
After they passed away, a group of men arrived at the gates of Heaven.
God stood before them and said:
“I will divide you into two groups.
Those who are afraid of their wives — stand on my right.
Those who are not — stand on my left.”
The moment He finished speaking…
Every single man rushed to the right side.
No hesitation.
No discussion.
Just… survival instinct.
God blinked.
Paused.
Then quietly… walked over and stood with them.
After a few seconds, He looked back—
And noticed one man…
standing alone on the left.
God raised an eyebrow.
“I must say… I’m impressed.
Even I chose the right side.
And yet, you stand alone.
Tell me… what’s your secret?”
The man scratched his head, looking confused.
“Secret? I don’t have any…”
He hesitated.
Then said softly:
“It’s just that… before I died… my wife told me—”
Pause.
“Don’t you dare stand anywhere crowded.”
Silence.
The man on the left slowly looked to the right…
at the entire crowd.
Then took a step back.
Because apparently…
he still wasn’t brave enough to disobey her. 😄
