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I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway……I had the Vet come and take a look at him.

He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young. 😂
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to s*rv*ce the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and br*d with all of my neighbor’s cows!

He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him… but they kind of taste like peppermint. 🤣

 

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After 3 years, the wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: “Dear, I have something very serious to tell you.”

Husband: “What’s up?”

Wife: “According to DNA test results, this is not our child.”

Husband: “Well don’t you remember? When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had a wet nappy and you said, “Eddie, go and change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.”