Walking into a restaurant where every single waitress looks like a runway supermodel is bound to distract a hungry man—but one patron took his distraction a step too far.
A particularly stunning waitress with legs for days glided over to a gentleman’s table, smiled warmly, and asked, “Are you ready to order, sir?”
The man slowly closed his menu, scanned her incredible frame from head to toe, and confidently replied, “I’ll have a quickie.”
Genuinely offended, the waitress turned on her heel and stormed off. After taking a few deep breaths to regain her composure, she marched back to the table, determined to remain professional. “Let’s try this again, sir. What can I get for you?”
Once again, the man locked eyes with her, gave her another slow look-over, and said, “A quickie, please.”
That did it. Blinded by fury, the waitress wound up and delivered a resounding SMACK! right across his face before storming away into the kitchen.
As the man sat there rubbing his bright red cheek in utter shock, a gentleman at the neighboring table leaned over and whispered:
“Hey buddy… I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced ‘quiche.'”
