A man rushed home from work, excitedly pulled his wife into the bedroom, and covered them both with a blanket.
She was surprised—this hadn’t happened in years!
Then he said, “Look! My new watch glows in the dark!”
(BONUS)
FLY SWATTER LOGIC
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband pacing around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” he replied.
“Oh, have you killed any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he answered.
Intrigued, the wife asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
The husband replied, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”
