Old cowboy comes into the barber shop for a shave.
Tells the barber, “I’m lookin for a clean shave. All these wrinkles on my face from old age the sun and wind, I haven’t had a close clean shave in years.”
Barber hands him a wooden ball and says, “stick this in your cheek like a squirrel.”
The old cowboy does as he is told and the wrinkles are stretched out smooth so the barber starts shaving. Then he switches to the other cheek and finishes the shave.
Barber hands the old cowboy a towel and the cowboy returns the wooden ball saying,
“Wow, I haven’t had a shave this close in many years. Got a question for you though. What would have happened if I had swallowed the ball?”
The barber quickly answers, “I reckon you would have brought it back in a couple days like everyone else does.
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A man decided to tattoo his wife’s name on his pe*nis before going to their honeymoon
When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy.
While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he is using the bathroom and notices the guy in the urinal next to him also has a Wy on his pe*nis. He then asks the guy if his wife is named Wendy.
The guy replies in a Jamaican accent, “No man, why do you ask?”
The husband then explains that he noticed the Wy on his pe*nis and shared that he also has Wy and then when erect it says “Wendy”.
The stranger then said, “When I have a hard on it says, Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.”
