One Bite. Two Lies
A husband called home:
“Honey, I have to work late tonight. Go to bed without me.”
As soon as he hung up, he took his pretty secretary out for dinner… and then back to her place.
Two hours later, he stepped into the bathroom. Looking in the mirror, he froze—
a dark bite mark right on his neck.
Panicking, he rushed home, trying to think of an excuse.
As soon as he walked in, the German Shepherd jumped up to greet him.
Suddenly, he got an idea. He grabbed the dog and pretended to wrestle with it, shouting:
“Hey! What’s wrong with you today?!”
Clutching his neck, he walked in and said to his wife:
“Look at this! The dog bit me—left a bruise on my neck!”
The wife quickly pulled down her collar and said:
“Really? Look at me… it bit me all over too!”
The husband froze.
Before he could say anything, the wife smirked and added:
“Strange… our dog must’ve been pretty busy today—
biting people in the exact same spot as someone else, huh?”
Silence filled the room.
The dog stood there in the middle… wagging its tail innocently 🐶
