She Was Angry… Until She Heard the Last Reason
A housemaid (H) asked her madam (M) to increase her salary.
The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.
H: “I can cook better than you.”
M: “Who told you that?”
H: “Your husband told me.”
M: “Okay, second reason….!”
H: “I can iron better than you.”
M: “Who told you that?”
H: “Your husband told me.”
M: “Okay, last reason.”
H: “I am also better than you in b*d”
(Madam got furious, gr*b a st*ck to sm*sh her head)
M: “Did my husband say that?”
H: “No! The driver told me I’m better than you in bed.”
M: “Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will double increase your salary.”
Bonus Joke
A veterinarian surgeon had a hell of a day,
But when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.
“Is this the vet ?” asked an elderly lady’s voice.
“Yes, it is”, replied the vet,
“Is this an emergency ?”
“Well, sort of”, said the elderly lady,
“there’s a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can’t get to sleep. What can I do about it ?”
There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied:
“Open the window and tell them they’re wanted on the phone…”
“Really?” said the elderly lady,
“Will, that will that stop them?”
“Should do,” said the vet,
“- IT SURELY STOPPED ME………!”
