A married couple was fast asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 a.m.
The wife answered.
After listening for a few seconds, she said,
“How should I know? It’s over 200 miles away!”
Then she hung up.
Her sleepy husband asked,
“Who was that, and what did they want?”
The wife shrugged and replied,
“No idea… some silly woman wanted to know if the coast was clear!”
