One evening, a husband looked at his wife and couldn’t resist making a cheeky comment.
“Honey… I think your backside gets bigger every day!”
His wife slowly raised an eyebrow.
“Really?”
He grinned.
“Oh, definitely! It’s even bigger than our backyard BBQ grill!”
She didn’t argue.
She simply smiled, walked away, and said nothing.
Later that night, the husband cuddled up beside her and whispered,
“So… how about a little romance?”
His wife turned toward him with the sweetest smile.
“Oh, sure, darling…”
Then she added,
“But do you really expect me to fire up a giant BBQ…”
“…just to cook one tiny hot dog?”
The husband suddenly wished he’d kept his mouth shut.
Never insult the grill you hope to use later.
