A pregnant woman took a young man to court for constantly laughing at her on the bus.
The judge asked, “Why were you laughing?”
The young man replied, “I’m sorry, Your Honor, but every time she changed seats, she ended up under a different advertisement!”
First seat: “The Twins Are Coming!”
Second seat: “Reduces Swelling.”
Third seat: “Big Stick Gets Results.”
Fourth seat: “Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Situation.”
He shrugged and said,
“Your Honor… when I saw that last one, I completely lost it!”
The judge banged the gavel.
“Case dismissed!” 😂
