Teacher: “Class, make a sentence using the word ‘dough.’”
Sara: “You make pizza with special dough.”
Teacher: “Excellent!”
Jane: “I make fun shapes with Play-Doh.”
Teacher: “Very good!”
Then Little Johnny proudly raised his hand.
“My mom says Dad is useless, so she has to use… ‘dill dough’!”
The classroom went silent.
The teacher slowly blinked.
“Johnny… I think you mean ‘dildo.’”
Johnny nodded confidently.
“Yep! That’s the one Mom was talking about!”
The teacher immediately closed her grammar book.
“Okay, class… let’s move on to mathematics.”
