An Asian woman married an English gentleman and moved to London. Her English wasn’t great, but she managed fine at home. The real trouble started when she had to go grocery shopping on her own.
On Monday, she went to the local butcher to buy pork legs. Struggling for the right words, she got a bit flustered, lifted her skirt slightly, and pointed directly at her thighs. The butcher understood immediately and handed over the pork legs.
On Tuesday, she needed chicken breasts. Again, the words failed her. Thinking quickly, she unbuttoned the top of her corset to show a little cleavage. The butcher nodded happily and gave her the chicken.
On Wednesday, she needed sausages.
Realizing she couldn’t communicate the word, she decided to bring her husband along to the shop.
Wait, what were you thinking? Get your mind out of the gutter—her husband speaks perfect English!
