John and Mary had been happily married for 60 years. As they grew older, John’s hearing became terrible.
One day, he got a brand-new invisible hearing aid that restored his hearing perfectly.
A month later, his doctor said, “Your hearing is amazing! Your wife must be thrilled.”
John chuckled. “I haven’t told her.”
The doctor blinked. “Why not?”
John leaned in and whispered, “I’ve been quietly listening to all her conversations… and I’ve already changed my will three times!”
Moral: Sometimes, hearing less is cheaper.
