A man came home from work at 7:30 p.m. with his best friend… completely unannounced.
The moment his wife saw them, she exploded.
“My hair isn’t done! I’m still in my pajamas! The house is a disaster, the dishes are piled up, and I haven’t cooked a thing!”
She pointed at her husband.
“And you thought THIS was the perfect time to bring someone home for dinner?!”
Her husband calmly looked at his friend and said,
“Relax, honey. He’s thinking about getting married…”
“…and I promised him a live demonstration.”
His friend suddenly became very quiet.
His wife slowly turned toward her husband.
“Interesting…”
The husband immediately realized he might have scheduled the wrong kind of demonstration.
