A passionate golfer was rushed to the emergency room after a horrific car crash. Just before he was wheeled into surgery, the doctor leaned in with a serious face.
“I have good news and bad news,” the surgeon said. “The bad news is that your right arm is crushed beyond repair, and we have to amputate it.”
The golfer gasped in agony. “My golf career is over! What could possibly be the good news?”
“We have a donor arm available for an immediate transplant,” the doctor explained. “The only catch is… it’s a woman’s arm.”
Desperate to swing a club again, the golfer signed the consent form and went under.
A year later, the surgeon ran into the golfer at the local country club and asked, “How is that new arm treating you?”
The golfer beamed with absolute joy. “Doc, it’s a miracle! I’m playing the best golf of my life. This arm has an incredibly delicate touch, and my putting is flawless. Not only that, but my handwriting is perfectly neat, I can sew my own clothes, and I’ve even started painting beautiful watercolor landscapes!”
The surgeon was thoroughly amazed. “Wow, that is an unbelievable success story! So, absolutely no negative side effects?”
The golfer sighed heavily and replied, “Well, just one… every time I get an erection, the arm falls asleep.”
