The Old Man Took His Doctor’s Advice Seriously
A 92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said, You’re really doing great aren’t you?”
The elderly man replied,
“Just doing what you said Doctor, get a hot mama and be cheerful,”
The doctor replied,
” Umm I didn’t say that!!
I said you’ve got a heart murmur and be careful.”
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Two elderly couples were having dinner.
When one of the men says to the other man of the group,
“Hey Stan, tell us about the college course you recently took!”
Stan looks up from his dinner and says,
“Oh, it was great! It was a memory class to help me to remember things better.”
“Did it work?” the other guy asks.
“Sure did! I’m remembering stuff more efficiently now.”
“It was a big improvement.”
“What was the name of the school?”
Stan looks off into the distance, furrows his brows and asks,
“What is the name of the flower… usually comes in a dozen…has thorns…?”
” Rose?” the other man asks.
Stan looks to his wife,
“Hey Rose, what was the name of that school I went to?”
