A pastor stood before the congregation and announced,
“If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left!”
Immediately, almost every married man in the church shuffled to the left.
Except for one man.
The pastor smiled proudly.
“Finally! A strong, independent husband!”
He walked over and asked, “Son, how come your wife doesn’t control you?”
The man looked nervous and quietly replied,
“She does…”
The pastor frowned. “Then why didn’t you move?”
The man whispered,
“Because my wife told me NOT to move.”
The pastor paused.
“Gentlemen… service is over. I need to go home and check with my wife.”
