A stylish woman walked into an ultra-luxury jewelry store and immediately spotted a stunning diamond bracelet.
She stepped closer to admire it, leaning over the display case to get a better look.
Then, completely unexpectedly…
She let out a loud fart.
Her face turned bright red.
She quickly glanced around, hoping nobody had heard it.
“Please don’t let the salesperson be standing nearby,” she thought.
She slowly turned around…
And there he was.
A handsome salesman standing directly behind her, looking as calm and professional as ever.
“Good afternoon, Madam,” he said politely. “How may I assist you?”
The woman smiled awkwardly, desperately hoping he hadn’t noticed what had just happened.
Trying to act completely normal, she pointed at the bracelet.
“Excuse me… how much is this beautiful bracelet?”
The salesman smiled.
“Madam, if you farted just looking at it…”
“…you’re going to crap yourself when I tell you the price!”
The woman suddenly decided the bracelet looked much better from a distance.
