The Priest Wasn’t Happy About His Welcome
A priest d*es and arrives in heaven.
Here, a couple of angels greet him, shake his hand, and welcome him.
A few moments later, a drunken Peruvian bus driver appears.
He is welcomed with a celebration, fireworks, and God himself comes to welcome him.
At this point, the priest, somewhat offended, approaches God and says,
‘Excuse me, I served the church and your name for an entire lifetime, and I am welcomed worse than this man?’
God responds,
‘Your church was never full, my child, but when this man was driving on the streets of Peru, people prayed like never before.’
A Motorist Asked This Driver If He Was Drunk
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.
A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
“Good lord, mister,” he gasped,
“Are you drunk?”
Of course,” said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit.
“What the hell do you think I am…
A STUNT DRIVER?”
