An 80-something-year-old man got up one morning and started putting on his coat.
His wife looked at him suspiciously.
“Where are you going?”
“I’m going to the doctor.”
“Why? Are you sick?”
“Nope,” he replied proudly. “I’m going to ask for some of those new Viagra pills.”
His wife immediately got out of her chair and started putting on her sweater.
The husband looked confused.
“Where are YOU going?”
“I’m going to the doctor too.”
“Why?”
She smiled sweetly.
“If you’re planning to start using that rusty old thing again…”
She grabbed her purse.
“…I’m getting a tetanus shot.”
The husband suddenly remembered why he married her.
She always had the perfect comeback.
