My wife and I were attending a livestock auction in Texas when we stopped by the breeding bulls section.
The sign on the first pen read: “THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
My wife nudged me playfully in the ribs. “Look at that, honey. That’s almost once a week!”
We walked to the second pen, where the sign read: “THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
This time, she gave me a healthy jab. “Wow, that’s nearly three times a week! You could really learn a thing or two from him.”
Finally, we reached the third pen. The sign proudly declared: “THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
Absolutely thrilled, my wife violently elbowed me. “Oh my goodness, that’s once a day! You could really learn a major lesson from this one!”
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, “Go over there and ask him if it was always with the same old cow.”
