After a long night of drinking, two extremely intoxicated friends wandered into a brothel.
The madam took one look at them, sighed, and quietly told the staff,
“Those two are so drunk, they won’t know the difference. Just give them the inflatable dolls.”
A little while later, the two men stumbled back out and started the long walk home.
After several minutes of silence, the first man finally said,
“You know… I think my girl was dead.”
His friend looked over.
“Why would you think that?”
“She never said a word… never moved an inch.”
The second man nodded thoughtfully.
“Well… I think mine was a witch.”
The first man stopped in his tracks.
“A witch? What makes you say that?”
The second man shrugged.
“Well… I gave her a little bite on the backside…”
He paused dramatically.
“…and she flew straight out the window!” 😂
