About ten minutes into his Sunday sermon, a pastor noticed something strange.
People in the congregation kept rubbing the backs of their heads.
One man jumped.
Another looked around in confusion.
Then the pastor glanced up toward the balcony…
There sat his seven-year-old son with a pea shooter, carefully taking aim at anyone who looked like they were drifting off to sleep.
Pop!
Another church member jerked awake.
The pastor froze.
He was just about to stop the sermon and give his son the biggest public scolding of his young life.
Before he could say a word, the boy stood up, grinned, and shouted for the whole church to hear,
“Don’t worry, Dad… you just keep preaching…”
He raised the pea shooter with a proud smile and added,
“…and I’ll keep ’em awake!” 😂
