A friend looked at me over coffee and asked,
“So… why are you getting divorced?”
I sighed.
“Because my wife lied to me.”
He frowned.
“About what?”
“She disappeared all night.”
“The next morning she came home and said she’d spent the night at her sister’s house.”
My friend shrugged.
“Well… that doesn’t sound so terrible.”
I leaned in and lowered my voice.
“That’s because you don’t know the whole story.”
He raised an eyebrow.
“Go on…”
I smiled.
“She was lying.”
“How do you know?”
I took a sip of my coffee and replied,
“Because I spent the entire night at her sister’s house…”
“…and she never showed up!” 😂
Turns out…
The worst lie isn’t getting caught…
It’s picking the one alibi with a witness already waiting for you! 🤣
