A lawyer married a woman who had already been married—and divorced—five times.
On their wedding night, she smiled shyly and said,
“Please be gentle with me… I’m still a virgin.”
The lawyer nearly fell off the bed.
“A virgin?!”
“How is that even possible after five husbands?”
She smiled and began explaining.
“My first husband was a salesman.”
“He spent all his time telling me how amazing it was going to be… but never actually delivered.”
“My second husband was an engineer.”
“He understood how everything worked, but insisted he needed a few years to research, test, and perfect the process.”
“My third husband worked in marketing.”
“He had a great product… he just never figured out how to position it.”
“My fourth husband was a psychologist.”
“All he ever wanted to do was sit there and talk about it.”
The lawyer nodded, trying to process it all.
“And your fifth husband?”
She sighed dramatically.
“He was a stamp collector…”
She smiled nostalgically.
“Bless his heart… I really miss him.”
The lawyer couldn’t resist asking,
“Why on earth do you miss him?”
She simply replied,
“Because he actually knew how to… appreciate a good collection.” 😉
Then she turned back to her new husband with a grin.
“But now that I’ve married you…”
“I’m finally excited.”
The lawyer smiled.
“Oh? And why’s that?”
She winked and said,
“Because you’re a lawyer…”
“…and this time I know I’m going to get screwed!” 😂
