Three men were captured by a group of female warriors.
They were told, “Your fate will be decided according to your professions.”
The first man nervously admitted, “I’m a lumberjack.”
The women nodded.
“Then yours will be handled like a tree.”
The second man said, “I’m a butcher.”
They nodded again.
“Then yours will be handled like meat.”
The third man suddenly started laughing.
The women looked confused.
“What’s so funny?”
He smiled confidently and said,
“I work for Hoover.”
The women exchanged puzzled looks.
“Hoover?”
He grinned.
“Let’s just say… my job involves a very powerful vacuum!”
