A shy patient hesitated when the nurse asked him to strip down for his exam. “In front of you? You’d die laughing at my naked body.”
“Of course I won’t,” the nurse reassured him. “I’m a professional. In twenty years, I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
Relieved, the man dropped his trousers, revealing a massive physique with the absolute smallest manhood the nurse had ever witnessed. In length and width, it was identical to a tiny AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse burst into a fit of giggles. Feeling terribly guilty, she quickly composed herself and apologized. “I am so sorry! On my honor, it won’t happen again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
The patient sighed, “It’s swollen.”
The nurse ran out of the room.
