Someone once asked an old bachelor, “Sir, why did you never get married?”
The old man smiled and said, “It goes back to my youth. I was at a party when I accidentally stepped on the trailing scarf of a woman in front of me. She spun around like an angry snake and roared, ‘Are you blind or what?!’
I instantly froze and started stammering out apologies. But then she looked closer at my face, and her voice suddenly turned incredibly sweet: ‘Oh, I’m so sorry! I thought you were my husband.’
In that exact moment, I completely lost the courage to ever get married.”
